Road Trip!!! Golf 'Down the Shore' 2019
Dave Tutelman -- Oct 25, 2019
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The
weather was forecast to be much warmer than usual for late October, and
it was. The forecast included rain on Tuesday, the middle day, and it
didn't. At least not while we were out and about.
The cast of
characters was Warren (of course), me (or you probably wouldn't be
reading about it, at least not here), Bruce, and Mark Mueller. This is
Mark's second year on the "Down the Shore" venture; last year he joined
in when I couldn't make it. (Sciatica was prohibitive, and Honey was
sufficiently ill that I couldn't have gone anyway.) This year, Rich
couldn't make it -- but for a happy reason. His second grandchild was
just born while we were away, and he was not about to miss it. (I know
my RSG friends are going to loudly ask, "Where are his priorities?!?"
Personally, I think he got it right.)
The
only downside to the trip was that there was rain before and during our
three days. The "during" was a heavy downpour Tuesday night, so it
didn't keep us off the course. But all that rain assured that it was
"cart path only" for all three rounds. There were lots of times I
wished we were walking with a handcart. The walking distance would be
pretty similar, and I would have the club I needed with me when I got
to the ball.
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Harbor
Pines
It's easier to understand my description of Harbor Pines if you look at
a map of the course. So...
Most
of the course is a flat track through the south Jersey piney woods.
This changes dramatically for a few holes on the back nine, where it is
a residential course, to the extent that the golfer is aware of the
change of character. But now look at where the roads have been built!
There is no doubt that almost the entire course will change
from
piney woods to residential, once the housing market supports it. That
is certainly the developer's intent. I hope it takes a while. The
undeveloped part of the course is more enjoyable -- more like a walk
through the woods than a surreptitious journey through backyards.
It
was a pretty good place to start our trip. The fairways are fairly
generous. While there are bunkers, they aren't so strategically placed
that they intimidate the golfer on the drive. There is effective
bunkering around the green, but I can only think of two really
interesting fairway bunkers.
- The one on the tenth hole is a
friendly bunker. If you manage to miss or skip over it, your ball is in
the lake. If you have hit hard in that direction, you are urging the
ball, "Get in the bunker."
- The long, cross-fairway bunker on
the seventeenth hole presents a strategic challenge. Do I go for the
green and risk coming up short in the sand? Or do I lay up in the right
third of the fairway, where there isn't sand? Bruce hit a precision
iron shot to the fairway, giving an easy shot to the green. I went for
it, cleared the trap, and got a par on this #2 handicap hole.
It
isn't a great course by any means, but the experience was pleasant
enough. We got accustomed to playing an unfamiliar course, which we
would be doing the next two days as well -- on much harder courses. We
shot reasonable scores, considering we didn't know the course. I shot a
46+42=88, which included four double bogeys (all on the front nine,
suggesting the warm-up round was called for) and six pars.
For
me, the shots of the round were the already mentioned approach on #17,
and the tee shot on #12. This was the shot I was worried about for most
of the round. It's a forced carry of at least 135 yards down the right
edge of the fairway, and the further left you go the longer the carry.
We were playing it into a one-club wind, which didn't make it any
easier. Bruce hit it solid, and failed to carry the water. Mark bailed
right, way right, even right of the woods, and had what David Feherty
calls a "furniture
problem" for his next shot. Warren didn't worry about anything, just
put a long drive into the middle of the fairway. My shot was more novel
than any of these. I hit it with a lot of ball speed, but not enough
height. It splashed about 10 yards short of carrying... and skipped up
onto the fairway. It stopped a few yards in front of the drop zone. So
I hit my second shot approximately from the drop zone, but with no
penalty stroke involved. But I should probably tell you that I got my
penalty stroke anyway; I dead topped the next shot for maybe ten yards,
so the extra stroke showed up on the scorecard.
When we were
done with golf, we stopped for lunch at Calloway's, and wound up
stuffing ourselves with their luncheon specials. Mark and I had
open-face Reubens, while bacon-lovers Bruce and Warren had BLT
sandwiches. They had remembered from a previous trip that a Calloway's
BLT has about a pound of bacon in it. By dinner time, we were still not
hungry at all, and stayed home. |
Shore Gate
Ah, Shore Gate! I love that course, even though it beats me up every
time I play it. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
As
usual for one of these trips, breakfast was at Scojo's on Long Beach
Island. It has always been a favorite. But this was our first time
there in a year -- two years for me. The prices have gone up, and the
menu doesn't have quite the variety it used to. It was good enough;
it's hard to ruin eggs. (At least that's what Warren says.) But the
prices for everything were 30-50% higher than last time. It has been in the news
that the place is for sale, though according to them the sale is not
imminent. Maybe they're milking it now before they close it.
Getting
back to the golf course, I guess I like a challenge, unless it's too
overwhelming. Shore Gate is a difficult course; slope is 131 from the
gold/senior tees we played, and those tees play at 5940 yards. There is
sand everywhere and even water on at least one
side of every hole. But there is plenty enough fairway to hit on most
holes; you don't need pinpoint accuracy except perhaps for the approach
to the green. The bad stuff doesn't matter unless you hit a bad shot.
Here,
let me give you an idea of what we were facing.
In my opinion, the two "signature holes" on Shore Gate are #7 and #13.
- The seventh hole traces a circular arc of more than
90°
around an enormous waste area down the entire right side. It asks you,
"How much of the waste area are you willing to cut off to shorten your
second shot?" If you choose to keep it over fairway and not cut across
any badlands, you will probably be in the left rough with a 170+ yard
approach to a narrow and well-protected green. When I played it, I not
only played safe, but subconsciously wanted to be safer and pulled it
into the trees on the left. I had to pitch out to 150yd, then hit a
nice 5-iron onto the green. Two putts later, I had a bogey, which I am
happy with on this hole.
- The thirteenth is a muscular par five with a line of
sandy potholes left and a whole desert on the right. The approach shot
is long and uphill with deep bunkers left and an impossible waste area
on the right. (It is impossible because it is way below the surface of
the green, with really ugly rough between it and the green.) I hit
three really good shots, and was hole-high but in the left bunker.
Unfortunately I had a stance with the ball well below my feet. I wound
up getting not enough sand and flew the green. Now I was coming back
from that terrible waste area. I handled it well, but a double-bogey
was about the best I could have done from there.
I wound up shooting a 94, and fairly happy with it. If I play here
enough, I'm sure I can get into the eighties. As I said, I love this
course and hope to have more opportunities.
We decided to eat something lighter than we did yesterday, so we would
have an appetite to go out for dinner. Google found us the Seaville
Tavern only two miles away. They served us good chili and soup, plenty
enough to hold us for the drive back and into the early evening.
We just hung out until about 7pm, then went to Kubel's
Restaurant for dinner. Afterwards, watched a few innings of the World
Series and we all turned in.
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Twisted
Dune
Scojo's ain't what it used to be; I already mentioned that. We have for
a few years been eating the first-morning breakfast at the Stafford
Diner in Manahawkin, just off the Parkway. We decided it was no more
out of our way than Scojo's, and chose to have breakfast there today as
well. It was as good as Scojo's, and probably less expensive.
I'm guessing we'll have more breakfasts there in the future. Every
course we play, we go from LBI to the Parkway, and Stafford's is right
where we would get onto the Parkway.
Our final round was Twisted Dune. We have played there almost every
year, so there isn't much you haven't already heard about it. We had a
beautiful day -- but we had really nice days for all our rounds this
year. I planned on shorts and short sleeves every day, and the weather
did not disappoint. We had a little more wind today, but not enough to
be intimidating.
Warren
and I both managed to break 90, Warren with an 86 and I with an 87.
Yes, I suffered 4 doubles, but countered with 7 pars. In fact, I began
and ended the round with pars, which means I ended our trip with a par.
Of course, the first and last hole on Twisted Dune are the [only?
probably] cream puff holes on the course. Short, with a wide fairway,
and less intimidating "features" than most of the holes.
On the
drive to the course, Warren was relating nightmares about a par-5 that
"went on forever, was steeply uphill the whole way, and had big bunkers
in the middle of the fairway." That was a pretty accurate description
of the fourth hole. Warren parred it. Nothing heroic either: just
fairway, fairway, green, almost make the birdie putt, and tap in for
par. Worth mentioning: Warren was burning the edges all day, and
couldn't make
anything. He would have gone really low if a few putts dropped for him.
We
finished pretty late; it was almost a five-hour round. (The front nine
was our fault. But we waited some for the group ahead on the back
nine.) So we
skipped lunch and headed directly home. Back at Warren's house in Colts
Neck by 5pm, as we usually are.
One
different thing about this trip, at least for me and I think for the
others as well. I think I only lost one ball the entire
trip. I
came prepared to lose lots of balls. In addition to a fairly heavy golf
bag (because of perhaps 20 golf balls), I brought a plastic bag with
spares -- another couple of dozen. No need to dig very deep, though. I
parked a ball in the tall stuff on Twisted Dune's 14th hole, the very
challenging tee shot. But that was it! I almost lost a couple of balls
in the water the first day at Harbor Pines. But one skipped on the
water's surface and found the fairway; the other I never saw leave the
clubhead and feared it had rolled left into the lake, but found it in
the middle of the fairway.
Thanks
again for a great down the shore golf trip, Warren. |
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